Bush Jerks Climate Rug

With a soft whoosh and a loud thud, George Bush pulled the climate rug right out from under Lady Pelosi and the Dems.

Bush is offering voters a simple, painless solution -- just use a different gas pump. E85 not only stops climate change but brings instant energy independence. This is something the Dems have also foolishly made part of the climate equation, with the Energy Independence or Global Warming Select Committee. Takes the heat off of electricity, where we only depend on our harmless and friendly neighbor, Canada.

Down with climate. Down with OPEC. Down I say.

This is so much better than the ration and gamble (a.k.a. cap & trade) big money you never see strategy of the Dems.

It even gets the kids off your back (the real need to do something) because it is an overt family act, done over and over, like recycling. Fill the tank to save the earth. Gotta love it. Sticker bait.

It also pays the farmers, making it the perfect political solution. Breathtaking.

Is this a great country or what?

The Pest